Funny Adult Humor Cartoon Card, Funny Talking Carrots Food Illustration Blank 5x7 Greeting Card, Humorous Card for Adults


Shipping to United States: $0.72

A fine example of classic carrot humor goes into this stupid funny cartoon greeting card.

Perhaps one of the unsung heroes of the vegetable garden... carrots are actually very high in vitamin A (AND humor!)

-blank inside
-comes with envelope wrapped in cellophane
-print from my original watercolor/gouache painting/illustration

This carefree carrot card really has no point other then to hopefully make someone laugh. Perfect 'everyday' card for someone. well maybe not a child. but maybe a child that wont eat his carrots...

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Eager to gain experience and get my feet more wet with wholesaling! Have had my cards in various retail locations domestic and international, but want to gain more of a foothold in the wholesale world and give my work the exposure it truly deserves!

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